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Badge Reels That Get It 🩺

Clip-on attitude for your lanyard. Zero bedside manner, maximum shift energy.

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Pick your favorite overworked body part. They all have opinions.

BrainBrain sinful

Brain

Overthinks everything

HeartHeart sinful

Heart

Has feelings about it

KidneysKidneys sinful

Kidneys

Work a double every day

LiverLiver sinful

Liver

Has seen some things

LungsLungs sinful

Lungs

Always out of breath

Stomach & GutStomach & Gut sinful

Stomach & Gut

Constantly stirring up drama

EndocrineEndocrine sinful

Endocrine

Chaos coordinator for your whole body

Forgotten Organs

Forgotten Organs

Spine. Eyes. Still here, still judging you.

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The Machines 🩺

The unsung heroes keeping everyone alive. They deserve merch too.

Ventilator

Ventilator

Breathing for the both of us

ECMOECMO sinful

ECMO

Going all in

Dialysis

Dialysis

Cleaning up everyone’s mess

Anesthesia

Anesthesia

You won’t feel a thing

Your organs are roasting you. 🧠

Born in the break room between 12-hour shifts, Snarky Organs gives your favorite body parts the personality they deserve.

Each character is hand-designed with equal parts medical accuracy and absolutely zero bedside manner. Because after what you’ve seen on the night shift, your coffee mug should at least make you laugh.

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What They’re Saying 🩺

Five stars! The sweater was absolutely perfect and exactly as described. The quality is amazing. I'll definitely be back!
Wipada Verified Etsy Buyer
Bought: Lung Sweatshirt
Absolute perfection!!! Love this & so does everyone else!!
jj Verified Etsy Buyer
Bought: Heart Badge Reel
Cutest badge reel ever!!!! I am obsessed
Nicole Verified Etsy Buyer
Bought: Lung Badge Reel
Really impressed — the item looks just like the pics and totally exceeded my expectations.
Michael-Paul Verified Etsy Buyer
Bought: Ventilator Badge Reel
Very well made and seller very responsive. Ordering again!
Cali M. Verified Etsy Buyer
Bought: Kidney Badge Reel
Great quality stickers. Thank you!
Jane Verified Etsy Buyer
Bought: Organ Sticker Sheets

Real Reviews from Real Scrubs 🩺

  • Designed Between Shifts 🩺

    Every snarky organ is sketched between shifts by real healthcare workers who get it.

  • Premium Quality 💉

    Medical-grade humor on premium apparel, drinkware, and accessories that survive the wash. Probably.

  • Free U.S. Shipping 📦

    Most orders ship free across the U.S. — no minimum required. Your organs deserve priority mail.